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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

ONCE UPON A CLASSROOM

I’m well lodged in a front bench, and there’s this black-haired old-man. A funny face masks a man who I doubt would have ever cracked a joke in the last 20 years of a falling mane. His weak vocal chords betray my hearing. He’s moving his lips. He’s standing some 10 yards from where I write.

He doesn’t seem to be bothered as long as we’re doing whatever we want, and as long as we aren’t sound sources ourselves! We hate interference, don’t we? Harmonics, on the other hand, we love.

I’m bored.

This is when I start acknowledging the presence of the inanimate objects around. It’s an art (that I’ve learnt over 3 semesters). The chalkboard stares at me. I stare harder, so used to competing and competition. Chalkboard retaliates with a gape stiffer still – with a hypnotic effect. Some boys around might notice I’m not paying attention. I fumble momentarily – and wait for a while.

Wires...capacitance...basic principles...and the likes are the background noise that interfere with my thought-tune. Hmph!

Next, I look at my watch. 45 minutes gone already! And this bloke’s drone hasn’t yet distorted or sought creative pitch-variation. Just has paused – Once or twice for breath, maybe. Should I care?

YAWN.

‘The next bridge you deal with would be the Anderson’s bridge...’ oops! Glam-Pam intrudes into my imagination. I must keep a tab, lest I start sketching!

I’ve already counted 8 who have pulled their faces to pass on contagious yawns from one bench to the next, ignoring the possibility of the soliloquist’s chastisement. I believe I spread it.
Ah...I see one missy doing a baboon-yawn! That’s mine, girl!

It’s 4 - and an abrupt end to my reverie. Awake, sonny –attendance routine. And I’m winding up.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

EVEN SEMESTER GLOBAL ELECTIVES 2008

Electives for a 'change' and hopefully some fun! Though, let's hope our choices are determined not by learning from our seniors on which courses throw better grades. Make the most of your choices:

They are:

  1. Materials Processing Technology - III B Tech
  2. Bio Fluids - III BTech
  3. Numerical Solution of Differential Equations - III B Tech
  4. Electric and Magnetic Fields - III B Tech
  5. Material Science - III B Tech
  6. English for Career - III B Tech
  7. Group Discussion and Presentation Skills - III B Tech
  8. Fuzzy Logic and Neural Networks - IV B Tech
  9. Geo Information Systems - IV B Tech
  10. Communication Skills - M Tech
  11. Human Resource Management - M Tech
  12. OOPS - M Tech

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

THERE AND BACK AGAIN...!!!

8:10 pm -

8:30 pm -

For the last twenty minutes, I've been trying hard to rivet my attention to one screen, incandescent amidst the dimness that prevails - a deliberate setting, owing to my affinity for black. I love the windows closed and curtains drawn, so that I can't see anything but the flat screen and its containment, my keyboard, a pencil stand propped next to my mouse - which, by the way, I repeatedly knock down - and curse on each occasion, when another set of pencils and pens find their way beneath the old mite consumed bed of mine... besides, I'll have a new piece of furniture next time I'm back home.

8:42 pm -

Hmmm... I've prattled only this much in 30 minutes. God, how slow can I get!

I had loads of sweets, went to a couple of weddings, and receptions - the punjabi ones being the most lavish of 'em all...and a delight lending an ear to the the full-of-make-up, kettle-bellied aunties maneuvering through the 'subtle-dig-at-each-other' conversations akin to school girls - A funny contrast compared to the sonni-kudis, looking gorgeous and well in shape - maidens laden with curiously adult-like attitudes, engaging in repartee,we find ourselves more okay with...chuckles! Seeming to be getting nowhere...

Period.

Period.

Period.

When we get back to our hostels and let loose our long bottled uninhibited banter, (aaaw! a whole month being all 'finger-on-lips' was injustice to our foul-mouthed selves!) aye, what a relief ! And as a new semester begins, another relish would be 'Mortal Combat' to satiate our baser instincts :-) (this is exactly how one fellow gamer put things to perspective when we set out to dig out the root cause of our gaming obsessions) Me - "Dunno why I'm so hooked to these blasted keyboard games!" Fellow Gamer -"It's our natural instinct to kill, and relish each man mutilated. You know you love it, no?" Me-"Haan, woh to hai...perhaps" concurred I, putting the matter to rest.

Come day-after, we can look forward to those late night strolls to the cafeteria and our midnight escapades which find us howling names, hollering about Kishore da's numbers - bare chested afore a silent Ladies Hostel - 'Mere Sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu...', amounting only to a brief pause in the watchman's wheezing, followed by a muffled grunt, and snores again.

Aye!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

NIT WARANGAL EVEN SEMESTER REGISTRATION DETAILS

Hey folks!

We're now all set to get back to what I refer to as 'Untamed Telangana' - where (let's face it) we've got to celebrate Christmas and the New Year... Sigh!

But we can still make the most of it - and if I'm not wrong ;-) , I'll expect a good number of us to unleash the beast in them on New Year's Eve. So 'Untamed Telangana' it is!

On a more sober note:

Use Mozilla or Internet Explorer for this link as Chrome doesn't seem to support...try feeding it enough doughnuts! ;-)   

Monday, December 8, 2008

RECOILING FOR A FIGHT...

Note: Even though this issue has nothing to do with NIT Warangal, it still has weight enough for you guys and gals to give it a thought. Not just that. More than just thought-

Mumbai 26/11.

We all know what happened, so I'll spare you those grum details!

Read the papers. No one's denying the lapses - PC admits, and so does the PM. Apparently, our Hon. PM-ji wanted to quit over having failed us...Sob! we are soooo very touched!

Moral Victory to the jihadi asses!

So, what do we do to curb the menace? Newspapers flash you with details. But come have a look here-Let's see what new strife troubles battle-ground Mumbai!

Our very own Riteish's (Heyy Baby! remember?) dad, Deshmukh ji says good bye to CM-panti. And what happens to be the new recipe to make up for spoiled broth and soothe Bombay's wounds???A certain 'Chavan Junior' who (yippeeee! )makes him and 'Chavan Senior' the only Baap-Beta Dyad to cap top 'Maha job'! Ain't that a solid boomerang to the fasadis

Naaaahhhh!!!!! cries a woebegone Rane. He was promised the next CM cake, and Chavan stole it. The whole world had conspired against his dreams of CM-giri! His tantrums make way into the morning papers too, while his young lads mess around the Mumbai roads on their Bentley... 

And such stories endure...with our middle class eyes aimlessly gobbling up story after story... 

Period.

I wonder whether we are truly free 6o years since a man hailed as 'mahatma' walked on these soils, which now bleed for such a saviour to tread on them again...

I wonder whether we are truly free to keep electing more or less the same debauched bunch of hoary fatsos over and over again...

I wonder whether we shall ever be able to unite the two Indias - the one in perpetual darkness, and inertia of complacency- and the India that yearns to overcome the scars from time - the history of wanting to be ruled by others.

When will our anger be channelled to fight these forces rather than taking form only with the switching on and off of our television sets, or the putting up and down of of those crisp papers delivered at our doorsteps each morning?

Even as I introspect, I want to share this interesting piece forwarded from a friend studying in IIM Lucknow:

Here's the pattern followed by the terrorists:

13 May                   -                                 Jaipur
------------------June--------------------
26 July                                            Ahmedabad
----------------August--------------------
13 September                                   New Delhi
-----------------October------------------
26 November                                       Mumbai
---------------November------------------
13 December                                           ?????

WHERE NEXT?

Next might be Lucknow/Kanpur....and then Goa!

(I suggest you open the image on another tab to have a better look!)

The pattern observed closely resembles the Jewish symbol of the Menorah,
which is a branched candelabrum used on Hanukkah. Blasts resembling the killing of Jews, starting from the country which projects itself as a global conglomeration of all religions...

We must stay vigilant. Let them elected babuas do their jobs, whatever it is supposed to be...

The all-India terror-free help line is 1090. Your city's ATS or police would take action as quickly as possible.



Wednesday, December 3, 2008

NIT WARANGAL EVEN SEMESTER RESULTS 2009....

Watch out for this space for the results. Don't let the pressure build up...Just let the fart out! ;-) Ha! Kidding... 


RESULTS NOVEMBER-2009

 

 


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