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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

STAMPING ON AN EVENTUAL STAMPING GROUND

Arun, Vinayak and I had some jollity, the other day. We ventured into a territory, that very few tread in our campus. Aha! If I got you picturing us as three gutsy adventurists, I’d be very satisfied with my way of putting into words, this tomfoolery of ours. Fact is, with a campus half full of nerd-heads, even an occasional venture out into places other than those where you just eat, sleep, drink or study, would be like heading off on an expedition.

All in all, our tour through our future abode left us with some real fun moments, dodging ditches and mud-puddles...cement and sand falling off the seventh storey accelerating towards us at 9.8 m/s2...all this time joking about the heavy and not-so-heavy lectures, the cranky profs, not missing the occasional personal remarks and snide cracks at some of the hefty females of our class (no personally held feelings, mind you- Only the nerdy, vilified)

The mega-hostel, according to me, would be somewhere around 40% complete, not giving a damn to any statistics that the engineers would be otherwise providing. I don’t really want to make a mockery of this, but pardon me for indulging in witticism.

The mega-hostels pose many a concern to this ever-fidgety mind of mine. My first concern would be preparing an assignment or project for the next day if my weedy friends end up with rooms 200 metres or more, away from mine. Man! single-rooms would take all fun away from life! How can we possibly have those great b’day parties, card-games and movie-get-togethers in rooms which would choke any number greater than two?

One positive point, though. The Ladies Hostel would be close by. Uh-oh...If just writing about the L-H gives me such an adrenaline rush, I’d better reserve my elaborate comments!

And hey! I’m really in no mood to whine...If not anything else, I can surely hope for something better...looking at what we already have to put up with.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

BORE...BORING...BORED

It’s been a week in Warangal. And all I’ve done yet, is have read the ‘Week’ in Warangal. Pooh! With no proper Internet connectivity, it’s like being stranded in the middle of an island…

Especially when you’re used to being glued to your chair next to your system all day long, such recesses makes your butt-impressions on the seat fade away, and on the brighter side, breathe a little less impure air…though ignoring the fact, that the recently occupied hostel has toilets that stink right through the nose! Ideal for practicing pranayama...take a deep breath with 10 counts before encroaching the toilet space. Finish the business in another 10 counts with held breath (seriously, the toughest part!), finally exhaling with joy in another 10 breaths, celebrating that we, as the innovators of tomorrow, are finally multi-tasking with amazing dexterity!

See…this slow paced life that I’m temporarily placed in has made me start talking all nonsense!
Better got to stop…Guess I’ll write when I regain my sanity …
That’s it for now!
Abrupt ta-ta!

Monday, July 21, 2008

LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

Each year, a new academic calender means a fresh bunch of resolutions and inner promises...that makes one a bit more serious than one's former self...and with lot of work on the cards, pulling one's face comes naturally.

Also, the student's humor betrays his best levels. What with the savant profs laughing at their own jokes(at least, that's what they intend them to be acknowledged as!!)-jokes that seem to be leaving their lips in so mechanical a manner, that one pities them...and would make a five pointer proud...that he's not meeting with their intellectual expectations!!! ha ha!

And a classroom devoid of mirth, when such comments( oh all right, jokes) are thrusted upon them, only puts the bespectacled Prof wide-eyed...or maybe it's the soda bottle effect that their lenses always seem to be giving...all in all, an embarrassing predicament...but to the disadvantage of us, the ill humored(or no-humored pupils, as the profs would readily agree). God save our grades.

Comfort.

Seek the aid of the nine point GPA holders. They are experts at displaying the most perfect fake emotions to the naive Prof.(Oh really?) Ranging from the never wavering eye-contact with 'sir-ji' to those superbly timed smiles and occasional nods of approval...a nine point someone at NIT Warangal sure will do justice to any Bollywood role.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

BLOG ARCHIVES

BIRD HUNTING: A TECHNICAL PAPER                              Posted On: 28/3/09

ABSTRACT:

A study was conducted on a sample of birds/chicks caught unawares (too lend the report creditworthiness). An investigation was made on the possible reasons for the failure/ success in game /bird hunting (including success/failure with chicks). The studies revealed the applicability of the following rules in our day to day bird-hunting endeavours...




With Slumdog finally bagging 8 Oscars, I'm sure the debate on whether the movie portrayed India in a 'certain light' has far from ceased. I think most of us have read Arindam Chaudhri's "Don't see Sumdog Millionaire" article where he has gone on to crucify the movie totally, even to the effect of changing many of my friends' outlook towards the film...

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COPING WITH A FAST WORLD Posted On: 23/2/2009

I was 15 minutes into nerdy conversation, when I realised that I had crossed the threshold I had set for myself. Occasionally, I do indulge in such guilty pleasures. Really in no mood to go forward with where this discussion might lead...




MY MONTHLY GET-AWAY??? Posted On: 28/1/2009

I head to this place occasionally. I don't like others to spot me here. Plus, the job's usually over in half an hour or less. And yesterday I was tempted to come here for no solid reason...



ONCE UPON A CLASSROOM Posted On: 30/12/2008

I’m well lodged in a front bench, and there’s this black-haired old-man. A funny face masks a man who I doubt would have ever cracked a joke in the last 20 years of a falling mane. His weak vocal chords betray my hearing. He’s moving his lips. He’s standing some 10 yards from where I write...



EVEN SEMESTER GLOBAL ELECTIVES 2008 Posted On: 21/12/2008

Electives for a 'change' and hopefully some fun! Though, let's hope our choices are determined not by learning from our seniors on which courses throw better grades. Make the most of your choices:

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THERE AND BACK AGAIN...!!! Posted On: 16/12/2008

8:10 pm -


8:30 pm -


For the last twenty minutes, I've been trying hard to rivet my attention to one screen, incandescent amidst the dimness that prevails - a deliberate setting, owing to my affinity for black...


NITW EVEN SEMESTER REGISTRATION DETAILS Posted On: 13/12/2008
Hey folks!

We're now all set to get back to what I refer to as 'Untamed Telangana' - where (let's face it) we've got to celebrate Christmas and the New Year... Sigh!



RECOILING FOR A FIGHT... Posted On: 8/12/08

Note: Even though this issue has nothing to do with NIT Warangal, it still has weight enough for you guys and gals to give it a thought. Not just that. More than just thought-

Mumbai 26/11.

We all know what happened, so I'll spare you those grum details...




Watch out for this space for the results. Don't let the pressure build up...Just let the fart out! ;-) Ha! Kidding...




TO P OR NOT TO P... Posted On: 3/12/2008

Now don't get me wrong. Even though I'm in no mood for Shakespearean conflict, I find the knot not very funny. It's solely the teacher's problem- whether to P or not...




DE-LITING LITE-RA Posted On: 5/11/2008

I really don't want to be doing this, primarily because I'm supposed to be in the electronics lab giving my practical exams twelve hours from now. But then, something resounds in my head each time the gong bells...'Light lo bey...

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DISCLAIMER: The views put forth have been scripted by somebody not in the best of his senses while typing in (that being nowwwWWW!!!!) and it might also be offending to some (he he..especially the guy over here dozing off, only to be captured by a mobile cam when he wasn't at his photogenic best ;-) )

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AN APOLOGY Posted On: 10/10/2008

I know that I'm paying too less attention to the object of importance, which first got me inditing - my college, NIT W, but save me the pains fellas...
Today's motive behind the type is an apology...




A NUMBING NIGHT Posted On: 8/10/2008

Chill.
Horror....and Helplessness. I'd never known myself to ever use these word with such gravity as now. For the first time in life, I felt so feeble, so weak. Or at least that's what the baying kennel brought me to think.
It was late into the night, with true colors shedding from everything around, except the neon street lamps that I have now come to see as silent spectators to the night-time quiet.
I saw her jump. There was this girl I had a ...



UTTERLY AMUL Posted On: 4/10/2008

It's been long since I last gave thought to the AMUL parlour in our campus. The last time I was obliged to pen my views on the matter, was in my first year of college as a mundane assignment given by our 'English for Communication' Prof, to exercise to our prosaic faculties...




Laughter ZINDABAD Poseted On: 28/9/2008

What transpired recently in the park close to my house- which I visited for the first time in my life during the pre-sandaas period (that definition highlighting the first thing that's struck off my to-do list for the day ), kept me laughing all day long. I was laughing at laughter. Plus, a thing and a half more...
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NOCTURNAL RUMINATIONS Posted On: 21/9/2008

I'm not sure this best reflects my mood. Excuse me for iterative poetry on these pages...CAN'T HELP IT.

Into the night this dream unfurls
as I stare into the moonshine dim...
Yearning as ever to brave the cold
and saline, ripe beads of sweat....




‘Mass Bunk’ has come to become an oft-repeated term derived from the collegiate lexicon. Most of us are found muttering the words to ourselves, each time the teacher gets just a tad off schedule. With me, it usually starts as whispering to myself followed by a more intense groan-the result of a group of enterprising students gathering courage to shout it out loud-and the till-then dormant mob of a class alights together, out of the classroom, exulting that common sense...uh-oh...common sentiment rather, prevailed- A spectacle not unseen...




5th THE SEPTEMBER Posted On: 6/9/2008

5th September. Does it ring a bell? To a vast majority (of the student populace) it does. But to some like me, it’s just any other day- No disrespect towards teachers meant. I’m lousy with dates. On one occasion, I’d forgotten my own birth anniversary-though I was forced to jog my memory when suddenly, my butt became the butt of everybody’s kicking pleasure. Birthday bumps “DO” serve some purpose! Hah!




Tech...No...Zion!!! Posted On: 2/9/2008

Zionism represents anti-slavery. Well, in a way, Technozion is all about setting free from constraints of technology...though guys like moi, with nothing to do will go nit-picking with anything that comes their way...





It’s been long since I gave serious thoughts to things. I usually write when I’m tired, and need a break, to unwind a little. But today, it’s something different that has got me keying in. It’s like a realization creeping from behind, out of the blue!..




ON ‘LIVING IN’ WITH PALS Posted On: 17/8/2008

Vinayak, Abhinav and I started off on a debate yesterday. We were trying to reach consensus on a topic which may not ‘concern’ us at this point, and would certainly raise more than mere eyebrows, were our parents there to witness the intensity with which we were pondering and weighing up the pros and cons of a ‘live-in-relationship’...

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RANDOM LEAF OUT OF MY DAY Posted On: 16/8/2008

It's been long since I last typed at 30 wpm(heck, I'm that slow!), and I find myself lost, hunting for words. Content, actually. But that's never a deterrent. I'd blabber anyways.
This time, college has proved to be lot more fun. It's a huge load of my chest, personally, that I'm no more the 'easy-to-lick' junior, and also a recurrent bearer of the brunt of countless jokes, pratical, or otherwise...





Arun, Vinayak and I had some jollity, the other day. We ventured into a territory, that very few tread in our campus. Aha! If I got you picturing us as three gutsy adventurists, I’d be very satisfied with my way of putting into words, this tomfoolery of ours. Fact is, with a campus half full of nerd-heads, even an occasional venture out into places other than those where you just eat, sleep, drink or study, would be like heading off on an expedition...



BORE...BORING...BORED Posted On: 27/7/2008

It’s been a week in Warangal. And all I’ve done yet, is have read the ‘Week’ in Warangal. Pooh! With no proper Internet connectivity, it’s like being stranded in the middle of an island…

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LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE Posted On: 21/7/2008
Each year, a new academic calender means a fresh bunch of resolutions and inner promises...that makes one a bit more serious than one's former self...and with lot of work on the cards, pulling one's face comes naturally...

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TRAIN FOR A DAY Posted On: 16/7/2008

A 24 hour journey. How to make the most of it?

I'm a seasoned traveller, now. I've my own way of making an overnight journey pleasing. A book always comes in handy. More so, fellow ramblers and their funny ways. Occupants on each berth can be identified with some loony toons character...

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VOID MAIN() Posted On: 12/7/2008

Hey, I'm an absolute theist. But that does not mean I'll be facile in shedding my shirt and vest(in that particular order) when I visit certain temples down south!! What with this rule that seemingly makes no sense. Twisted ideologies, or ignorance among us, the new generation of the importance of the ancient rules???




Yuhoo!

That's my way of saying yippee...I'll never say Yahoo! he he ...that's maybe because I'm a Google loyalist!

So!!

With only two weeks left for college, I'm more than happy 'bout it. And yes...this could be my last post for a long time...or at least until I get back to the college confines. And I wonder what shape ragging is going to take this time...

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NO STATE QUOTAS IN NITs Posted On: 1/7/2008

Now here's something new. On June 9, there was an order issued by the Ministry of Human Resource Development, according to which there will be no state quota for admissions into the NITs. That is, apart from the 50% quota for the students of the state in which the NIT is situated, there wouldn't be any fixed state quota for filling up the other 50% seats...



SHEDDING STEREOTYPES Posted On: 26/6/2008

What is to follow, is an earnest imploration to all those who are, or yet to find themselves rat-trapped into four years of engineering . Well, actually, this is my story. How I feel about engineering now...especially after having had the choice...to never get into it, in the first place!...



ROOM FOR THOUGHT Posted On: 23/6/2008

Seenu and I have been room-mates for a year now. Mistake. Closet-mates, if at all there is this word. No problemo dude, even if there isn't. You see, if I'm not an Oxford sophomore, it's only coz I don't give a damn to what's there and what's not in that God-forsaken pillow of a dictionary. So...where was I?...

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4 NEW IITs. 6 NEW IIMs.

This piece of news is close to three months old. Yet, on the face of it, a perennial hornets' nest, that pisses me off and puts me to wonder whether it's haplessness or hopelessness that inflicts me. Or both...

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LET’S KICK THE BUTT! Posted On: 21/6/2008

Smoke has infested many a budding engineer.It's an issue everywhere. And I fail to see how guys my age get into it in the first place...It's sweet life that's at stake. Let's take a look at the statistics...



ADDLED ‘Eww-LOGY Posted On: 20/6/2008

Enough of all the NIT bashing I've done all along. Doesn't do justice. So, I'm on to phase II. NIT lauding. Now, now...where do I begin? hmmm...there's got to be something. ummmmm...well, lets say...Man! All this f*%#@*_ beats me! Chcheee... Saala thopdaa hil gayaa soch-soch kar....

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SIMPLICITY OR INCIPIENCE ??? Posted On: 18/6/2008

Surcease. This is not a metro. This is conservative South. A Town. An Arcadian squint. Moreover, this is how India really is. At least 99% of India. This is Warangal. But many of us hail from the other 1%....

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I hope the heading speaks for itself! There is this issue I have. Though I would insist on emphasizing that the issue hasn't yet bowled me clean. It's actually great loss of certain parts of the body that calls me to caution many an aspirant before they enter these doomed portals, lest they join the balding troupe!...

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MY OPENING ADDRESS Posted On: 16/6/2008

There goes this saying... something akin to pen being mightier than a sword!!...bah, utter nonsense these days...though I'd say that a keyboard definitely is!! See, that's how it works out today. A tussle between old day sagacity and modern day common sense...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

TRAIN FOR A DAY

A 24 hour journey. How to make the most of it?

I'm a seasoned traveller, now. I've my own way of making an overnight journey pleasing. A book always comes in handy. More so, fellow ramblers and their funny ways. Occupants on each berth can be identified with some loony toons character.

Beware of the wrinkled septuagenarian who ceases to stop gawking at your spiked hair and guns n roses T-shirt... or the behenji sitting by the window, carelessly caressing the skin above her upper lip, checking for a possible moustache...or that uncle on the upper berth sleeping like a log in the same position, for so long that gives you the creeps!!!

Train sojourns are special. Savour and delight in diverse human characters.
Yeah, right.
'All world's a play', gets my nod.

Something more.

Get a taste of the verity of Indian landscapes. The fields and hills are a sight to relish. I lose my virginity to nature as I stand by the door in a train moving at 100 kmph with breathtaking views as treat to the eyes...for 500 bucks, and 1800 kilometres, it sure is a pukka paisaa vasool.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

VOID MAIN( )

Hey, I'm an absolute theist. But that does not mean I'll be facile in shedding my shirt and vest(in that particular order) when I visit certain temples down south!! What with this rule that seemingly makes no sense. Twisted ideologies, or ignorance among us, the new generation of the importance of the ancient rules??? Who cares?? You might. You might not, too. But once you're there, with the priest gently whispering in your ears this weird rule, you will start minding...unless you are 'The Hulk'.And maybe I'm really making a mountain out of a mole hill.

This is to alert anyone who has planned a Cape Comorin trip in the near future or anytime contingent. If the reader is terrified at the thought of casting one's upper garments and exposing one's not so specious half of the body, then halt at the gopurams of the grand southern temples, and walk no further...for therein lies nightmare to the novice in body bareing. ha ha!

And Oh yeah!...

I forgot.

The rule is applicable only to the staminate...ha ha...just in case you got a wrong picture!

Kanniyakumaari boo hoo!

Friday, July 4, 2008

ABOUT THE THE CUT-UP





Would you really like to know? Here's a sample -

Every Friday, we have a 'Yes!!! Week-end!' Party and that's where Obama got his 'Yes We Can' motto ! That's me. A chalta-firta PJ machine.

• Tend to call a Spade a Digging Tool instead. That's PJ number 2.

• I spend two-fifths of my day with my idiot pox (my Lenovo Notebook has been named thus) and four-fifths questioning the Lord - 'what else was I conceived for???'

• Find myself erring with numbers now and then. A chronic affliction.

• Always badly dressed - though I'm sure no one can beat my undressed self! - Duh! Can get dorky at times!

• Delhi's winters and NIT Warangal's bathrooms have made me what I am - filthy bathophobic (sounds better than ablutophobic)!

• Found constantly mouthing " **** *** " to anyone randomly picked for the verbal onslaught, usually when driving (A genetic shortcoming, there! ).

• and lastly - I share the nightmare of many a lad treading the corridors of NIT Warangal Hostels - A scalp that needs to be nicely oiled and shampooed to keep 'em strands from withering like autumn leaves, landing unwaveringly on every spoonful swallowed...




Thursday, July 3, 2008

NITW REGISTRATION DETAILS

Here is the link for registration details for odd semester courses at NIT Warangal:

NITW Registration details

For first, second, third and fourth years.

FINALLY: A FUN PATROL ON THE CARDS

Yuhoo!

That's my way of saying yippee...I'll never say Yahoo! he he ...that's maybe because I'm a Google loyalist!

So!!

With only two weeks left for college, I'm more than happy 'bout it. And yes...this could be my last post for a long time...or at least until I get back to the college confines. And I wonder what shape ragging is going to take this time!

Well, I'll eat those words...I don't care about 'what' kinda ragging. That'll be taken care of...he he...second years will be more enthu about ragging their juniors than anything else! But would we have the UP guys being ragged in room no.X, while the Haryana laddies are getting the needle in room number Y? State-funda!

"Be loyal to your state...stick to your state-mates....never know when you'll need them in a state- fight"...

It's reiterated to the effect, that, you'll find yourself looking for every opportunity to show off your state's might! hah!...Sometimes, I wonder, to what extent can guys in engineering colleges (mind you, the lot here are those who got their asses kicked to manage those entrances...not at all what I'd call 'masculine'...so I'd say they're on an average, more insecure about their 'machismo'...ha ha ha!) go to endorse their bhai-giri...or should I say...don-panti

The Bhai-funda.

Seriously... there's this thing called the 'Indian Armed Forces' that's on the lookout for real 'men'. I'd say, 'Guys! try your luck out there!'

You bet, a first year can easily identify himself with Dobby the house-elf! ha ha!...poor things...bearing the brunt of their seniors' fancies!

Anyways...I'm done with all that! Come next sem, I'm looking forward to more fun in the hostels...and with a new assemble of gals to ogle at, second years do have things to get them engaged right away!!!

All said and done, the best way to put the coming days into perspective would be:

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun!
And if it's not fun, You're not doing it right!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

NO STATE QUOTA IN NITs

Now here's something new. On June 9, there was an order issued by the Ministry of Human Resource Development, according to which there will be no state quota for admissions into the NITs. That is, apart from the 50% quota for the students of the state in which the NIT is situated, there wouldn't be any fixed state quota for filling up the other 50% seats. Follow the link: Admissions in NITs – State and All India eligibility

So what would you make out of it? Is it really good that the NITs are following the IITs in this regard?

It seems to be a positive move. But is it really? Let's take a sneak peak into the college state-rank-trends. That is the major issue of concern.

I believe that a college isn't just known by the quality of brains that dwell in the walled campuses that contain them. Many more factors come into play. One such parameter could be cultural diversity, that is more apparent in the NITs than the IITs. And the credit goes to state-wise doling of seats. It results in a unique learning experience.

Then, there's this abiding issue of regions with coaching hubs eating up the major chunk of the other 50% pie! There be no need denying that coaching would help students from particular regions gain an advantage. No two opinions! Some of the states/regions which would then hold monopoly over the seats might be UP, AP, Bihar, Rajasthan, MP and Delhi, to name a few.

The positives however, are many.

Since ragging is a state-wise affair, that sure will slump, as the oft-emphasized state-funda would go to the dogs. Pure merit instead of state-quota, would auger well for the academic quality of the NITs. Most importantly, deserving students from regions where competition is fierce, would find their plight a lot better than their seniors.

We can just hope that the positives weigh over the negatives, and MHRD has been wise with this decision.